May 2013
whatisonyobiscuit:
starrysleeper:
tribblesexual-jotunn:
thelilnan:
I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it’s disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we’re noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE
what’s wrong with you peas are delicious
gay people are delicious too
no dessert for you until you...
erotica-noir:
popitfadatnigga:
hazeleyed1:
My friend is so tight that Beyonce is pregnant. She bought concert tix for this summer and she wants a refund.
She said “I did not pay to see her on stage BUST an 8 count PREGNANT. WTF?!”
I am dying right now!
girlllll a lot of em bout to be mad as hell!
Lol I don’t think she’s pregnant.
she’s just overworking herself.
LOVE ON TOP...
erotica-noir:
popitfadatnigga:
ghdos:
pinkmarmalade:
Niggas will shit on women that look like their mothers but they’ll defend white girls at all costs
Where are all these dudes y’all speak of that are always defending white girls? Actually… never mind. I’m not in the mood to deal with this shit tonight.
i’m so tired of yall talmbout black men shittin on black women. fuck them...
everydayimwholockin:
when you come back from an exam and everyone asks you how you did:
syrose:
dinnerpartydan:
That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
*dead*
Contrary to Popular Belief...
thescienceofjohnlock:
averypotterseniorfeels:
bbc-booknerd12888:
I do not watch Sherlock just to see Benedict Cumberbatch
I am not going to see Star Trek Into Darkness for the same reason
I do not watch Doctor Who just to see David Tennant
I do not watch The Avengers movies just to see Tom Hiddleston
I do not watch the Iron Man movies just to see RDJ
I do not watch anything just for hot...
justcallmebabydoll:
lunartes:
please don’t hold me responsible for anything i said or did from the years 2006-2010
WOO!!!!
syrose:
the-vashta-nerada:
my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101
as in
a class that teaches you how to climb trees
let’s talk about the american education system
it sucks and its making me broker than broke
whatsanialler:
how am i supposed to get a boyfriend i cant even get anons
regardsbree:
princesshodan:
grimyboy:
What would you do if u walked in on your dad deep throating a dildo?
show him how it’s really done
